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The terrorists have sunk to a new low.
Roadside bombs, suicide bombers, bombs strapped to babies, but this ........ it's just wrong!  :)

Security breach resolved?    :) 

"Lost 3, this is Lost 1....are you lost 2?"  -- Anonymous Soldier, courtesy J. Mesite    :)

Also, please check out:   “Why Nobody is Afraid of the French Marines.” 

Don’t know if the marines are French, but clip is funny anyway….   :)

Also, please check out:  "Army Barracks Linebacker."

Murphy's Laws for Armed ConflictRecoilless rifles aren't.  Suppressive fire, won't.  If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.  Incoming fire has right of way.  If the enemy is in range, so are you.  Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.  Professionals are predictable; it's the amateurs that are dangerous.  Team work is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at.  Close only counts if you are on the receiving end.  A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.  Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire.  Automatic weapons, aren't.  Friendly fire, isn't.  When in doubt, empty the magazine.  The easy way is always mined.  Never draw fire.... it irritates the people around you.  Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.  Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.  No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.  The only thing more accurate than enemy incoming fire is friendly incoming fire.  If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone

"Is This The Way to Armadillo?"  or go to

"World War II for Dummies"  For your information and enjoyment, check out this "Idiot's Guide" to WWII.  Not being a WWII buff, however, I can't vouch for the accuracy of the sound effects (much less anything else)!   :)    After download, press spacebar to advance. Hidden PPS controls on lower left side.  Some systems may just require normal scrolling for activation. Download is 2.5 MB.

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For veterans information, go to:

   George Washington’s Liberty Key:  
Mount Vernon's Bastille Key – the Mystery and Magic of Its Body, Mind, and Soul



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